Old As F... Cake Topper
Spice up the old fart's birthday with our Old As F... Cake Topper, a cheeky milestone birthday topper handcrafted right here in New Zealand. Each topper is custom-made in your choice of materials and colours, designed to tell them just how it is — no sugar-coating required.
Made to order in our Southland NZ workshop, this is one of the most fun milestone birthday cake toppers NZ has to offer when you want a laugh more than a Hallmark moment. A Kiwi-made centrepiece for 30, 40, 50 or any "where did the years go" birthday.
For the old fart or old bird in your life who can take a joke.
MATERIAL - Plain light or dark bamboo, a range of coloured acrylics, glittered or mirrored acrylic. Pictured is matt black.
SIZE - 3mm thick, 10cm wide.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION
- Before submitting your order, please ensure you check it thoroughly – any missing or incorrect information will delay your order.
- Style and font is as pictured; cannot be personalised.
- Materials can be viewed here.
- Due to the nature of this product it should be handled as little as possible; they are fragile. We recommend keeping it in the packaging with the wood backing it arrives in when not in use.
Not bold enough? You'll find the rest of our Adults Only range here.
Too much for you to handle? No worries, take it down a notch with our cake topper range here.
